At THE MARKET Saturday, MAY 7th 10:00am – 2:00pm

PRETZEL PARK FARMERS MARKET
Mother’s Day Market
Saturday, MAY 7th
10:00am – 2:00pm
Rain or Shine

CONTENTS
(click link to magically fly to the content you want.
Gee, ain’t technology amazing?)
THIS WEEK”S MARKET VENDORS
MUSIC AT THE MARKET
DOG PARK NEWS
WHOLESOME CARTOON

In accordance with the City of Philadelphia’s shift to All-Clear COVID Response level, masks are now optional at farmers markets. As always, we will continue to monitor the situation and make any necessary adjustments moving forward. Thank you for your patience and cooperation!
STAY HOME if you feel sick or have been sick within the last 14 days.

If you prefer, many vendors are accepting pre-orders for market pickup — allowing you to get in and Read the rest

Coming Saturday May 7th! 10 AM to 2PM!


JUST WHEN YOU WERE A-FEARED SUPERMARKETS WERE YOUR ONLY LOCAL FOOD SOURCE!

The weekly Pretzel Park Farmers Market!

Nobody knows what anticipation is anymore. Everything is so immediate.
~Well known farmer Joan Jett

Wholesome farmerly cartoon:

Farmer Blossom’s Advice Column:

Excuses for Not Cooking

Who has the time?
I should have let my mother teach me how… but I didn’t.
I’m on a diet.
With schedules like ours? No way!
The dishwasher’s broken.
I tried it once, and I burned myself. See… here’s the scar.
My mother-in-law is a terrific cook. I don’t want my husband comparing me to her in those terms, too.
Ramen noodles are healthy and filling, and you don’t have to wash the bowl.
I eat … Read the rest

IT’S a ‘COMIN!!!!!

YES!

WHAT WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!

THE END TO WORLD HUNGER, WAR, RACISM, SEXISM, EXPLOITATION YOU ASK?

WE WISH!

NO, BUT WE CAN BRING YOU THE OPENING OF THE WEEKLY PRETZEL PARK FARMERS MARKET

SATURDAY MAY 7th 10 AM – 2 PM

PLUS WE’VE RECRUITED A NEW CARTOON EDITOR SO YOU WON’T BE TROUBLED BY ANY MORE OF THOSE TASTELESS CARTOONS!

 

Now, isn’t this better?
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At THE MARKET Saturday, APRIL 9th 11:00am – 1:00pm

PRETZEL PARK FARMERS MARKET
Easter Market
Saturday, APRIL 9th
11:00am – 1:00pm
 
In accordance with the City of Philadelphia’s shift to All-Clear COVID Response level, masks are now optional at farmers markets. As always, we will continue to monitor the situation and make any necessary adjustments moving forward. Thank you for your patience and cooperation!
STAY HOME if you feel sick or have been sick within the last 14 days.
 
If you prefer, many vendors are accepting pre-orders for market pickup — allowing you to get in and out quickly so you can enjoy the rest of your day. How To Place An Order:  use the link below the vendor’s name if you are pre-ordering and note pre-order
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At THE MARKET Saturday March 26th 11AM – 1PM

PRETZEL PARK FARMERS MARKET
Saturday, MARCH 26th
11:00am – 1:00pm

OK, side stepping the obvious absurdity of cows working in a coffee shop,
urbanization probably means that some folks don’t know what cow tipping is and that knowledge is crucial to understanding the humor of this joke which was voted as The Most Hilarious Farmers Market Cartoon of 2021 by Barn 132 of the National Organization of Farmers Market Cartoonists.
So click here for an explanation of cow tipping.
[Time passes while you research “cow tipping”]

OK, now do you get the joke?
See, they don’t mean tipping like leaving someone a tip, they mean tipping like cow tipping…oh, just forget it!

In accordance with the City of Philadelphia’s shift
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