At THE MARKET SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 13th

THE PRETZEL PARK FARMERS MARKET
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 13th
10:00am – 2:00pm

EDITOR’S NOTE: After weeks of militant protests against our weekly cartoons by witches, cows, chickens, dogs and some organization called “Bring Back The Bland Humor of ‘Leave It To Beaver'” Friends of Pretzel Park exiled our cartoon editor to FDR Park in South Philly and now outsources our cartoon selection to the prestigious family friendly business “Evil Jill Cartoons Inc.”. We think you’ll notice the striking difference. Thank you.

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At THE MARKET Saturday, NOVEMBER 6th

PRETZEL PARK FARMERS MARKET
Saturday, NOVEMBER 6th
10:00am – 2:00pm

PUBLIC DISCLAIMER: Friends of Pretzel Park (FOPP) in no way suggests it socially appropriate for people to make baby stew. Nor does FOPP mean to pass judgement on witches who do make baby stew. (We know some witches and they’re fine folks…and nope we’re not gonna make an easy joke here.) Nor does FOPP in any way mean to demean vegan witches. Nonetheless, please feel free to voice any complaints about this cartoon to the Head of FOPP’s Cartoon Department, Kevin Q. Smithhauser, the bearded gent at the bread table. Thank you for your patronage.

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At THE MARKET Saturday, OCTOBER 30th

PRETZEL PARK FARMERS MARKET
HALLOWEEN IN PRETZEL PARK
Saturday, OCTOBER 30th
10:00am – 2:00pm

A Public Service Announcement from The National Association of Squash Farmers (NASF):

“At this time of year NASF likes to inform the public that pumpkins are part of the squash family and contrary to Halloween traditions, pumpkins are as family friendly as other members of the squash family. Horror movies like “Pumpkinhead” unfortunately perpetuate the slander that pumpkins are somehow demonic. In fact the only documented case of pumpkins “coming to life” and harming people was in 1998 outside a Swedish IKEA. While it is true that 25 pumpkins at that site suddenly became animated and carved scary faces into over 50 people before being subdued, … Read the rest

At THE MARKET OCTOBER 23rd

PRETZEL PARK FARMERS MARKET
Saturday, OCTOBER 23rd
10:00am – 2:00pm

Disclaimer: The above cartoon in no way reflects the opinion of Friends of Pretzel Park on the subject of nose picking for snow people, children or dogs. Cats as we know will do whatever the heck they want. Thank you.

IF you are NOT vaccinated, you are required to wear a face covering at the market. If you are vaccinated, it is recommended that you wear a mask, but not required. STAY HOME if you feel sick or have been sick within the last 14 days.

As always, we encourage our customers to wash fruits and vegetables before use. If you prefer, many vendors are accepting pre-orders for market pickup … Read the rest

At THE MARKET Saturday, OCTOBER 16TH

PRETZEL PARK FARMERS MARKET
Saturday, OCTOBER 16TH
10:00am – 2:00pm

Dear Farmers Market Customers,
Our hope is that our weekly cartoons give you a bit of a laugh in these unfunny times.
And yes, some may be a bit ‘edgy’, but this is Manayunk and our neighborhood is known for  ‘edgy’.
However, should you have any complaints about the cartoons please direct them to volunteer Kevin Q. vonSmithson, our cartoon director, usually seated at the bread table.
Thank you

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