SOMEONE’S ‘BOUT TO STEAL THE PRETZEL PARK PRETZEL!!!!!!!!!

OK, OK, calm down,the truth is that thanks so much to a grant from Parks On Tap, our Pretzel Statue is gonna be rejuvenated! Our Pretzel will be re-galvanized, lipo suctioned and receive a pedicure. It’s gonna look real nice!
While our Pretzel is away for its face lift, members of Friends of Pretzel Park have graciously volunteered to contort their bodies into Pretzel Shape and fill the vacancy while the real Pretzel’s away.… Read the rest

High winds litter Pretzel Park with tree limbs and branches!

Residents ask why Mother Nature can’t be neater with her destruction.

Friends of Pretzel Park issues Nature littering citation

High winds tore branches and limbs from Pretzel Park trees on the 27th. Fortunately no damage was done to the new playground. But residents are advised to be careful. Because some tree limbs narrowly missed members of the Friends of Pretzel Park Steering Committee, social media paranoids speculated that the winds were the work of some rival park group but this rumor is unfounded.

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